Sex please and other Aliens that can read
June 8th 2009 07:09
So, since I’ve established in my mind from my previous blog that I now live on a planet full of aliens that can read, are intelligent, but leave no comments, I am heaps more relaxed. Well, let’s just say I am relaxed; not quite as relaxed as one that just woke up from a forty year coma to discover they have won the lottery and have not aged one bit, but a lot more relaxed than one who just ran over a family of ducks crossing the road whilst out on a Sunday afternoon walk as a family.
It’s becoming all too apparent and I am cross with myself for not having picked it up sooner, the signs were always there for anyone who wanted to see them.
The quick correction whilst making idle conversation, that slip of the tongue, (hopefully they can put it back again) that murmur under one’s breath, the Freudian faux pas. Little insignificant tell tale signs on their own, but, combine them all together with the information that I now posses and it all fits so elegantly together.
Pity really, aliens can be so boring without trying. You see now that I am convinced that you, the majority of readers that have frequented my blog on orble are all aliens I can conclude that you are also very boring, for the simple fact that you can read and you obviously do, but are so bored with your life albeit an alien one, that you do not, can not, will not, bring yourself to leave a well deserved comment.
I’m begging you, I’m imploring you, I am grovelling, please, PLEASE leave a comment on my site. Tell me that you hate this bloody blog, tell me that you love it, just tell me something. (whilst reading this passage try to read it with a mindless fear in your voice and desperate tears in your eyes.)
I do not think that I am asking too much. In fact I think that I am being damn civil about your inept boring manner. Do you really think that my life just revolves around you!
Well I’ve got news for you dearest undeserved reader, it does not!
QUATRO..
It’s becoming all too apparent and I am cross with myself for not having picked it up sooner, the signs were always there for anyone who wanted to see them.
The quick correction whilst making idle conversation, that slip of the tongue, (hopefully they can put it back again) that murmur under one’s breath, the Freudian faux pas. Little insignificant tell tale signs on their own, but, combine them all together with the information that I now posses and it all fits so elegantly together.
Pity really, aliens can be so boring without trying. You see now that I am convinced that you, the majority of readers that have frequented my blog on orble are all aliens I can conclude that you are also very boring, for the simple fact that you can read and you obviously do, but are so bored with your life albeit an alien one, that you do not, can not, will not, bring yourself to leave a well deserved comment.
I’m begging you, I’m imploring you, I am grovelling, please, PLEASE leave a comment on my site. Tell me that you hate this bloody blog, tell me that you love it, just tell me something. (whilst reading this passage try to read it with a mindless fear in your voice and desperate tears in your eyes.)
I do not think that I am asking too much. In fact I think that I am being damn civil about your inept boring manner. Do you really think that my life just revolves around you!
Well I’ve got news for you dearest undeserved reader, it does not!
QUATRO..
space is full of Aliens
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Comment by samaritan
Fringe Faith
Samaritan's Stories
If you want people to comment on your blogs, it usually helps if you comment on other people's blogs. (Another thing that works well is picking a really controversial subject, but it can get messy.) But seriously. Write lots of comments on other people's blogs and I am sure people will start commenting on yours.
Samaritan
Comment by quatro
Secret Writers Business
Time to Read !
Thank you very much for your constructive comment. Much appreciated and I will take your advice and leave comments when I visit sites. I will keep away from controversial topics not enough zeal to start a barn fight.
Do have a great day and thank you again.
Alex
Comment by Janice M Cali
I and Me
Food Mage
Just Writing
Janice
Comment by David O'Connell
Screen Fanatic
You know where I work so there can be no possible dispute that I walk amongst aliens - thankfully illiterate ones, so no danger of them tracking me down on the internet - the 21st century hasn't made a touchdown in Broadmeadows yet!