Why do donkeys eat artichokes?
January 2nd 2010 05:24
Why do these hardworking quadrupeds eat artichokes? If all donkeys eat artichokes, then it follows that if you eat artichokes you must be a donkey.
But then again when artichokes are served with oven cooked broad beans garnished with chopped dill, some crushed garlic, and a squeeze of lemon they are too good for any old donkey to eat.
So, do you eat artichokes? Or maybe you prefer something greasy served with chips cooked in artery clogging saturated fat, accompanied by other delights that are inundated with an obscene amount of sugar to send your pancreas in free fall. I wonder if donkeys eat artichokes in fast food convenience stores?
I guess they don’t, ergo I also guess I have answered my own question about donkeys and their sensible habit of eating artichokes.
I confess I am a closet artichoke eater and I have come out; I also do not think that I am a donkey.
Therefore, not all donkeys eat artichokes, because some of them are indeed, human and proud of it.
But then again when artichokes are served with oven cooked broad beans garnished with chopped dill, some crushed garlic, and a squeeze of lemon they are too good for any old donkey to eat.
So, do you eat artichokes? Or maybe you prefer something greasy served with chips cooked in artery clogging saturated fat, accompanied by other delights that are inundated with an obscene amount of sugar to send your pancreas in free fall. I wonder if donkeys eat artichokes in fast food convenience stores?
I guess they don’t, ergo I also guess I have answered my own question about donkeys and their sensible habit of eating artichokes.
I confess I am a closet artichoke eater and I have come out; I also do not think that I am a donkey.
Therefore, not all donkeys eat artichokes, because some of them are indeed, human and proud of it.
original prose by
Alexander Teligioridis
2 January 2010
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